Spoof Teks

Baseball in heaven

Moe and Sam, who both are ninety years old, have been friend all their lives. Sam seems to be dying, so moe comes to visit him.

“sam ,”say moe,”you know how we have both loved baseball all our live. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you go, some how you’ve get to tell me if there’s baseball in heaven, sam looks up at moe from his deathbet and say, moe, you’ve been my friend for many years. I’ll do this favor for you. And with that, sam passes on.

It is midnight a couple of night later. moe is sound a sleep whent a distant voice calls out to him,”moe………,moe……….”

Who is it? Says moe, sitting up suddenly. Who is it?

Moe it’s sam. Come on. You’re not sam. Sam died.

I’m telling you, insist the voice it’s me, sam!

Sam? is that you? where are you? I’m in heaven, says sam, and I’ve got to tell you, I’ve got some got news and some bad news.

Tell me the good first, say moe.

The good news is, says sam that there baseball in heaven.

Really? Say moe that’s wonderful what’s the bad news?

You’re pitching Tuesday!”